Tootles & Nibs presents...

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most exhilarating daily sporting extravaganza!

Get ready to be swept off your feet as we dive into a world of extreme athleticism, breathtaking competitions, and eccentric challenges including Gurning, Longest Wang, Pancake Toss Off, Moaning, Wheel Barrow Racing, Tug-o-War, Swingbledon and Human Crufts.

Have you got what it takes to be crowned the Great British Parish Pentathlon Champion!