The Grand Irrational

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The Club House brings you the finest in all British Sunday frivolities, a day at the horse races.

The world’s most bizarre and unique ‘horses’ come from far and wide to compete at this race, you may find it hard to choose who to back. Night Mare makes racing look more like the awkward disposal of a body undermoonlight. Mane Event is clearly just running for the mirror, and only the chosen few can actually see the Thestral. Always had an urge to show off your twinkle-toed dance skills? Known for your equine-esque grace and posture? Now is your chance to wow the world with the most elegant of human sports, take to the arena like a fair footed filly and sidestep your way to the finale of the first ever Wilderness Human Dressage Championships. Swishy tail & rider optional.

If you find yourself A Little Horse from the day’s excitement, look out for our Horsepetality, out to care for your every need on the hoof.

On Sunday, join us in your finest attire (fabulous hat essential), you may even find yourself among the dazzling occupants of the Royal Enclosure.

Don’t miss our Hat Parade on Sunday at 3pm, before The Grand Irrational. The VERY BEST hat of the festival will win its lucky wearer a pair of free tickets to Wilderness 2020

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